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Monday, March 30, 2009

Public restroom reviews post two....


Surprise, surprise two days in a row....we may be on a roll folks. I hope I didn't sound at all put out by my fun day with Elly. I would rather have a pedicure from my little punkin than any where else I can imagine. They are only little for a while and I enjoy every minute with them, except maybe for the minutes we spend in public bathrooms. Those, not so much. Elly generally has the urgent need to pee every time we are in Wal-Mart which is usually every other day. Until recently that is, when I started having to go to physical therapy twice a week, so I've been going to Aldi's which is much cheaper and right by the hospital. Last week when I was there I must have channeled Elly because nature called and I answered. It was a nice enough public restroom, but would it kill 'em to put a coat rack on the door? I WILL NOT put my purse on a nasty bathroom floor. So, I'm in the Aldi's, taking care of business when the cleaning lady comes in and says "is anyone in here?"....seriously, can't she just bend over and look for feet like every body else? It's not bad enough that I have to hoover between the heavens and earth in order to avoid Lord knows what kind of germs, but I'm clenching a twenty nine pound purse between my teeth too. How am I supposed to answer? I know how, you can acknowledge her by tapping the stall door with your foot, but not so hard the door COMES.OPEN. like I did!!! Why don't those things latch better???

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4 comments:

Lora Lynn @ Vitafamiliae said...

oh, hilarious.

4 J's said...

OH.MY.GOODNESS! Too funny! Public bathrooms and children don't go together. Like the time I was in K-Mart with Jordyn and she was potty training. I did my business first and she cheered (with the stranger in the next stall) "YEA MAMA! You made the RAIN sound!!!" Oh the joys of motherhood that no one ever tells you about!

JLI said...

HA! I KNOW! Aldi's has no way to put your purse anywhere. I usually sling it over my shoulder and whip it as far around my back as I can, but as I "hover" too, it winds up sliding back around to the front and all the way down to my wrist, which makes post-pee maintenance VERY difficult! :-) You got a witness on this one!

The Farmer Files said...

I know...skip the door handles (I hate touching them!) and put in the hooks!!!!