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Friday, January 9, 2009

Gee, your hair smells like...

..Bacon? My pretend BFF BooMama mentioned on her blog the other day that she had been making a hot breakfast each morning lately which left her hair smelling like bacon every day. This made me laugh out loud. My hair has always smelled like bacon EVERY. TIME. I cook it. I've always wondered if anyone else could smell it, or just me. I've tried a few different ways to cook it, even in the microwave, but it STILL smells up my do.

Well, I lurv me some bacon, and every Sunday by the time we get out of church my stomach is growling so loud every body on our row can hear it. So, I decided I was gonna make some bacon and eggs before church. Now, I move my lips sing in the choir, and it's a bit close up there, so my first thought was, "what if every one notices my hair smells like bacon?" Do you think I let that keep me from my bacon? Heck no, I pulled on a Disney princess shower cap and threw that bacon in the pan! "Did my hair smell like hickory smoked pork", you ask. No, it smelled like the stinky cheap vinyl they used to make the shower cap. At least I had my bacon.

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3 comments:

Tater Mama said...

I laughed out loud, too, when I read Sophie's post about the bacon smell. My friend, Kristi, and I were talking one day and we decided that there should be drive-through bacon restaurants. I'd love to be able to hop in the car, drive through, oh...i dunno..."Makin' Bacon" and order a couple of pounds of the fried stuff and zip back home with it.

I don't know about you, but my house smells like fried bacon for 3 days after I've fried it. And that only makes me want more bacon.

It's a shame that it's so good for you......bahaha!

Kim Sue said...

Everytime I smell bacon it makes me think of the lady who took care of me during the day while I was growing up. Every morning when she got to our house she smelled like bacon. :o) I look back and think...she had some serious breakfasts at her house!

The Farmer Files said...

And you didn't take a picture of you and that shower cap?!?!? LOL.